Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say 'who this' and you can say 'he is my cabbaby' If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Gamer ๐Ÿ™‹ dudes, ๐Ÿ˜Ž dudettes. When ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ keep ๐Ÿ‘Œ your ๐Ÿ‘ gamer ๐Ÿ™‹ gear at ๐Ÿ† peak ๐ŸŒ performance, oh ๐Ÿ™€ the ๐Ÿ‘ games ๐ŸŽฎ people ๐Ÿ‘จ play. ๐ŸŽฎ REALLY. ๐Ÿ˜ A ๐Ÿ‘Œ lot ๐Ÿ‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ game ๐ŸŽฎ assassins seem to ๐Ÿ’ฆ think ๐Ÿ’ญ that ๐Ÿ˜ skill alone ๐Ÿ˜ค is ๐Ÿ’ฆ gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ victory lane, ๐Ÿ‘ฉ as ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ go ๐Ÿƒ leaping from ๐Ÿ‘‰ level ๐Ÿ’ฏ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ level, ๐Ÿ’ฏ room ๐Ÿ’ฏ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ room, ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ world ๐ŸŒŽ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ world! ๐ŸŒŽ With ๐Ÿ‘ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ or ๐Ÿ’ no ๐Ÿ™… effort. Ooooooh planet ๐Ÿ“ˆ rangers, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ wanna ๐Ÿ™ˆ know ๐Ÿ’ญ one ๐Ÿ˜ค little ๐Ÿ‘Œ dirty ๐Ÿ˜ท secret? ๐Ÿ™Š Yeah-huh do ๐Ÿ‘Œ ya? ๐Ÿ™ You're ๐Ÿ‘‰ not ๐Ÿšซ gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ there ๐Ÿ‘Œ if ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ gear's all ๐Ÿ’ฏ crapped up ๐Ÿ”บ with ๐Ÿ‘ gamer ๐Ÿ™‹ gunk. Dust. Chip dip. ๐Ÿจ Greasy ๐Ÿ• sticker slimy game ๐ŸŽฎ residue! It's ๐Ÿ•› a ๐Ÿ‘Œ fact! ๐Ÿ“• Dirty ๐Ÿ˜ท gear doesn't ๐Ÿ˜ณ perform as ๐Ÿ‘ well ๐Ÿ˜ฆ as ๐Ÿ‘ clean ๐Ÿ› gear, and ๐Ÿ‘ may ๐Ÿ—“ even ๐ŸŒƒ crash, ๐Ÿ’ฅ and ๐Ÿ‘ burn! ๐Ÿ”ฅ OH ๐Ÿ™€ NOO! UGHHH! You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can't ๐Ÿšซ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ dirty, ๐Ÿ˜ท you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ gotta ๐Ÿ‘‰ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ clean, ๐Ÿ› and ๐Ÿ‘ here's how. ๐Ÿ’ฏ This ๐Ÿ‘ˆ stuff, ๐Ÿ” right ๐Ÿ‘Œ here, ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ stuff!? ๐Ÿ” This ๐Ÿ‘ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ stuff, ๐Ÿ” the ๐Ÿ‘ right ๐Ÿ‘Œ stuff, ๐Ÿ” the ๐Ÿ‘ Dust Offยฎ stuff. ๐Ÿ” The ๐Ÿ‘ only ๐Ÿ•ฆ stuff ๐Ÿ” you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ should ๐Ÿ’˜ use ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ clean ๐Ÿ› your ๐Ÿ‘ gear. First, ๐Ÿ‘† because ๐Ÿ’ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ works, ๐Ÿ‘” duh. Second ๐Ÿ• because ๐Ÿ’ when ๐Ÿ‘ used ๐ŸŽถ properly ๐Ÿ’ itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’€ completely ๐Ÿ˜ก safe. ๐Ÿ˜“ And ๐Ÿ‘ third, cause ๐Ÿ’‹ itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’€ the ๐Ÿ‘ best ๐Ÿ‘Œ stuff ๐Ÿ” out ๐Ÿ’ฏ there. ๐Ÿ‘Œ According to ๐Ÿ’ฆ experts, like ๐Ÿ’– me! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Letโ€™s ๐Ÿ’‡ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ cleaning. Now, ๐Ÿ‘‹ the ๐Ÿ‘ keyboard. Grab ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ sideways kinda ๐Ÿ˜œ like ๐Ÿ’– youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ play ๐ŸŽฎ an ๐Ÿ‘น accordion. Grab ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ Dust Off ๐Ÿ“ด Gamer ๐Ÿ™‹ Gearยฎ duster from ๐Ÿ‘‰ your ๐Ÿ‘ gamer ๐Ÿ™‹ kit, and ๐Ÿ‘ holding ๐Ÿ›‚ the ๐Ÿ‘ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ upright spraying short ๐Ÿšธ bursts as ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ work ๐Ÿข your ๐Ÿ‘ way ๐Ÿ’ซ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ those ๐Ÿฅ nooks and ๐Ÿ‘ crannies. Oh ๐Ÿ™€ man! ๐Ÿ‘จ Just ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ at ๐Ÿ† all ๐Ÿ’ฏ that ๐Ÿ˜ crap ๐Ÿ’ฉ flying ๐Ÿ˜ outta ๐Ÿ“ there. ๐Ÿ‘Œ There ๐Ÿ‘Œ mustโ€™ve been ๐Ÿ‘ an ๐Ÿ‘น entire ๐Ÿ‘ bowl ๐Ÿ€ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ cereal down ๐Ÿ”ป there, ๐Ÿ‘Œ and ๐Ÿ‘ uh ๐Ÿ˜– enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ skin ๐Ÿ˜  fragments to ๐Ÿ’ฆ clone yourself. ๐Ÿ˜Ž When ๐Ÿ‘ youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ done ๐Ÿ”จ spraying, take ๐Ÿ‘Š a ๐Ÿ‘Œ swab for ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ tiny ๐Ÿ˜‘ places, ๐Ÿšฉ and ๐Ÿ‘ then ๐Ÿ˜ฎ take ๐Ÿ‘Š this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Dust Off ๐Ÿ“ด Gaming Gearยฎ wipe ๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ‘ wipe ๐Ÿ‘ off ๐Ÿ“ด the ๐Ÿ‘ top, ๐Ÿ” the ๐Ÿ‘ front, ๐Ÿ” the ๐Ÿ‘ back ๐Ÿ”™ and ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ sides so ๐Ÿ’ฏ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ kill ๐Ÿšฌ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ those ๐Ÿฅ nasty ๐Ÿ˜ซ germs. KILL THEM ๐Ÿ’ฆ ALL! ๐Ÿ’ฏ PSHEW PSHEW PSHEW PSHEW PBBBBB. FINISH ๐Ÿ HIM. ๐Ÿ‘ด Keyboard is ๐Ÿ’ฆ done ๐Ÿ”จ baby! ๐Ÿ‘ผ Now ๐Ÿ‘‹ the ๐Ÿ‘ mouse. ๐Ÿญ Same ๐Ÿ˜ฉ drill as ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ keyboard. Hold ๐Ÿ˜† the ๐Ÿ‘ Dust Offยฎ LCD spray, ๐Ÿ’ฏ give ๐Ÿ‘‰ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ spray, ๐Ÿ’ฏ then ๐Ÿ˜ฎ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ wipe-down with ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ Dust Off ๐Ÿ“ด Game ๐ŸŽฎ Gearยฎ swab and ๐Ÿ‘ wipe. ๐Ÿ‘ And ๐Ÿ‘ youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ set. ๐Ÿ“ You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ may ๐Ÿ—“ be ๐Ÿ saying ๐Ÿ—ฃ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ skip this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ step ๐Ÿ‘ž because ๐Ÿ’ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ have ๐Ÿ‘ one ๐Ÿ˜ค of ๐Ÿ’ฆ those ๐Ÿฅ cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž laser meeces. Lasers need ๐Ÿ‘‰ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ cleaned too, ๐Ÿ˜ก so ๐Ÿ’ฏ youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿšซ off ๐Ÿ“ด the ๐Ÿ‘ hook on ๐Ÿ”› that ๐Ÿ˜ one. ๐Ÿ˜ค Next, ๐Ÿ‘‰ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ move ๐Ÿ‘ฃ onto ๐Ÿฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ screen. ๐Ÿ’ก For ๐Ÿ† this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ step, ๐Ÿ‘ž we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ have ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ specially formulated Dust Offยฎ screen ๐Ÿ’ก spray ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ Dust Offยฎ shammy. And ๐Ÿ‘ let ๐Ÿ™† me ๐Ÿ˜ญ tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ folks, ๐Ÿ‘ฅ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ not ๐Ÿšซ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ paper ๐Ÿ“ towel and ๐Ÿ‘ window ๐Ÿ˜ฃ cleaner. It ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ not ๐Ÿšซ that. ๐Ÿ˜ Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’€ totally ๐Ÿ˜  safe ๐Ÿ˜“ for ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ screen ๐Ÿ’ก and ๐Ÿ‘ for ๐Ÿ† you! ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Spray ๐Ÿ’ฏ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ one ๐Ÿ˜ค like ๐Ÿ’– this, ๐Ÿ‘ˆ wipe ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ off ๐Ÿ“ด like ๐Ÿ’– this! ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And ๐Ÿ‘ youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ set. ๐Ÿ“ Oh ๐Ÿ™€ and ๐Ÿ‘ uh ๐Ÿ˜– you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ spray ๐Ÿ’ฏ on ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ‘ acrylic parts too ๐Ÿ˜ก so ๐Ÿ’ฏ theyโ€™re ๐Ÿ˜œ nice ๐Ÿ”ฅ and ๐Ÿ‘ shiny. Mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ would ๐Ÿ‘ช be ๐Ÿ so ๐Ÿ’ฏ proud. ๐Ÿ‘‰ Now, ๐Ÿ‘‹ for ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ scary ๐Ÿ‘น part! ๐Ÿ’† THE ๐Ÿ‘ COMPUTER! ๐Ÿ’ป Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’€ definitely worth ๐Ÿ’ธ another ๐Ÿ”„ reminder from ๐Ÿ‘‰ Mr. Safety. โ€œNow make ๐Ÿ–• sure, ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ entire ๐Ÿ‘ computer ๐Ÿ’ป is ๐Ÿ’ฆ off. ๐Ÿ“ด Not ๐Ÿšซ hibernatinโ€™ or ๐Ÿ’ sleepinโ€™. But ๐Ÿ‘ completely ๐Ÿ˜ก O. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ F. ๐Ÿ‘ด F. ๐Ÿ‘ด Off.โ€ Thanks ๐Ÿ’‹ Mr. Safety. CPUs have ๐Ÿ‘ just ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ couple ๐Ÿ‘Œ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ screws. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ unscrew when ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ unscrew the ๐Ÿ‘ housing, your ๐Ÿ‘ manual, assuming you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ didnโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘ throw ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ away ๐Ÿ˜ like ๐Ÿ’– I ๐Ÿ‘ did, ๐Ÿ‘ uh ๐Ÿ˜– will ๐Ÿ‘ show ๐Ÿ“บ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ how ๐Ÿ’ฏ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ it. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Carefully ๐Ÿ”ฐ remove the ๐Ÿ‘ housing and, ๐Ÿ‘ ITโ€™S ๐Ÿ’€ ALIVE! ๐ŸŒฑ Welcome ๐Ÿ‘ฝ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ inner sectom. This ๐Ÿ‘ˆ isnโ€™t ๐ŸŒš so ๐Ÿ’ฏ scary. ๐Ÿ‘น Weโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ฎ not ๐Ÿšซ even ๐ŸŒƒ gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ touch ๐Ÿ‘Œ anything. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Grab ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ Dust Off ๐Ÿ“ด Gamingยฎ duster, and ๐Ÿ‘ blowing ๐Ÿณ from ๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ inside ๐Ÿ’  out, ๐Ÿ’ฏ very ๐Ÿ‘Œ important, ๐Ÿ” inside ๐Ÿ’  out, ๐Ÿ’ฏ spray ๐Ÿ’ฏ the ๐Ÿ‘ fan. ๐Ÿ‘ Then, ๐Ÿ˜ฎ spray ๐Ÿ’ฏ the ๐Ÿ‘ motherboard, and ๐Ÿ‘ other ๐Ÿ‘ช components. ๐Ÿ“ค Do ๐Ÿ‘Œ not ๐Ÿšซ use ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ leaf ๐Ÿ˜ˆ blower! VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Do ๐Ÿ‘Œ not ๐Ÿšซ use ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ vacuum! VOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Vacuums can ๐Ÿ’ฆ cause ๐Ÿ’‹ static discharge and ๐Ÿ‘ could ๐Ÿ”’ severely damage your ๐Ÿ‘ computer. ๐Ÿ’ป When ๐Ÿ‘ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ are ๐Ÿ”ข done, ๐Ÿ”จ replace ๐Ÿ‘ฑ the ๐Ÿ‘ housing and ๐Ÿ‘ weโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ฎ just ๐Ÿ‘ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ finished. ๐Ÿ‘… The ๐Ÿ‘ last ๐Ÿ˜ part ๐Ÿ’† of ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ cleaning does ๐Ÿ‹ require that ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ computer ๐Ÿ’ป be ๐Ÿ turned ๐Ÿ˜ on, ๐Ÿ”› so ๐Ÿ’ฏ turn ๐Ÿ’ƒ that ๐Ÿ˜ baby ๐Ÿ‘ผ on ๐Ÿ”› man! ๐Ÿ‘จ soft rock ๐Ÿ—ฟ โ€œListen to ๐Ÿ’ฆ that ๐Ÿ˜ baby ๐Ÿ‘ผ humโ€. Now, ๐Ÿ‘‹ weโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ฎ gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ clean ๐Ÿ› the ๐Ÿ‘ optics of ๐Ÿ’ฆ your ๐Ÿ‘ CD, DVD, and ๐Ÿ‘ Blue-ray player. ๐ŸŽฎ Using ๐Ÿป this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ special ๐Ÿ˜ฒ formulated Dust Offยฎ cleaning disk, open ๐ŸŒŠ the ๐Ÿ‘ tray, ๐Ÿ˜ slide ๐Ÿ˜ฉ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ in ๐Ÿ‘ ;). And ๐Ÿ‘ follow ๐Ÿ‘ฃ the ๐Ÿ‘ audio instructions. If ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ closely, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can ๐Ÿ’ฆ hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ giggling coming ๐Ÿ’ฆ from ๐Ÿ‘‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ player, ๐ŸŽฎ itโ€™s ๐Ÿ’€ so ๐Ÿ’ฏ happy ๐Ÿ˜Š to ๐Ÿ’ฆ be ๐Ÿ cleaned. Thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ช it ๐Ÿ’ฏ ladies ๐Ÿ‘ฉ and ๐Ÿ‘ terminators. So ๐Ÿ’ฏ remember, ๐Ÿ’ญ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ your ๐Ÿ‘ game ๐ŸŽฎ on, ๐Ÿ”› get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ your ๐Ÿ‘ clean ๐Ÿ› on ๐Ÿ”› Gamer ๐Ÿ™‹ Gear Dust Offยฎ. Keep ๐Ÿ‘Œ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ clean, ๐Ÿ› keep ๐Ÿ‘Œ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ new, ๐Ÿ‘Œ keep ๐Ÿ‘Œ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ Dust Offยฎ, for ๐Ÿ† gaming.